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MSHSL Girls AAA State Championship | Chanhassen

Tricia Hemann (JR) Round 1
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3717913111515
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
Par 44354534436
Gross 73445546341
TOTAL +3+2+3+2+3+3+4+6+5
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61216184281014
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
Par 4534544343672
Gross 5645757544889
TOTAL +6+7+8+9+11+12+15+17+17+17
Tricia Hemann (JR) Round 2
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3717913111515
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
Par 44354534436
Gross 54455643440
TOTAL +1+1+2+2+3+4+5+4+4
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61216184281014
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
Par 4534544343672
Gross 5445545364181
TOTAL +5+4+5+6+6+6+7+7+9+9
Starting Hole