This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

MSHSL Girls AAA State Championship | Chanhassen

Hayley Thompson (SR) Round 1
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3717913111515
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
Par 44354534436
Gross 45444735642
TOTAL E+1+2+1+1+3+3+4+6
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61216184281014
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
Par 4534544343672
Gross 4645654344183
TOTAL +6+7+8+9+10+11+11+11+11+11
Hayley Thompson (SR) Round 2
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3717913111515
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
Par 44354534436
Gross 46354634338
TOTAL E+2+2+2+2+3+3+3+2
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61216184281014
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
Par 4534544343672
Gross 4454575454381
TOTAL +2+1+3+3+3+6+7+8+9+9
Starting Hole