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MSHSL Girls AAA State Championship | Chanhassen

Courtney Wedin (JR) Round 1
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3717913111515
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
Par 44354534436
Gross 45244544436
TOTAL E+1E-1-1-1EEE
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61216184281014
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
Par 4534544343672
Gross 4425534443571
TOTAL E-1-2-1-1-2-2-1-1-1
Courtney Wedin (JR) Round 2
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3717913111515
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
Par 44354534436
Gross 44264634538
TOTAL EE-1EE+1+1+1+2
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61216184281014
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
Par 4534544343672
Gross 4544444343674
TOTAL +2+2+3+3+2+2+2+2+2+2
Starting Hole