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MSHSL Girls AAA State Championship | Roseville

Surena Vu (SO) Round 1
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3717913111515
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
Par 44354534436
Gross 34354744741
TOTAL -1-1-1-1-1+1+2+2+5
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61216184281014
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
Par 4534544343672
Gross 4534655343980
TOTAL +5+5+5+5+6+7+8+8+8+8
Surena Vu (SO) Round 2
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3717913111515
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
Par 44354534436
Gross 54365645543
TOTAL +1+1+1+2+3+4+5+6+7
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61216184281014
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
Par 4534544343672
Gross 5554555554487
TOTAL +8+8+10+10+10+11+12+14+15+15
Starting Hole