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MSHSL Girls AAA State Championship | Lakeville North

Julia Sabetti (SO) Round 1
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3717913111515
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
Par 44354534436
Gross 46376665649
TOTAL +8+10+10+12+14+15+18+19+21
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61216184281014
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
Par 4534544343672
Gross 6625743474493
TOTAL +2+3+2+3+5+5+4+5+8+21
Julia Sabetti (SO) Round 2
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3717913111515
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
Par 44354534436
Gross 55575636547
TOTAL +16+17+19+21+22+23+23+25+26
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61216184281014
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
Par 4534544343672
Gross 5745796445198
TOTAL +1+3+4+5+7+12+14+15+15+26
Starting Hole