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MSHSL Girls AAA State Championship | Lakeville North

Emma Welch (SO), Lakeville North Round 1
Club: Bunker Hills Golf Club
Course: East/West

Tee: Red
Gender: Female
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
HCP 3717913111515
Par 44354534436
Gross 44344634436
TOTAL +2+2+2+1+1+2+2+2+2
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
HCP 61216184281014
Par 4534544343672
Gross 4525545443874
TOTAL EE-1EEE+1+2+2+2
Emma Welch (SO), Lakeville North Round 2
Club: Bunker Hills Golf Club
Course: East/West

Tee: Red
Gender: Female
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
HCP 3717913111515
Par 44354534436
Gross 34344535435
TOTAL +5+5+5+4+4+4+4+5+5
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
HCP 61216184281014
Par 4534544343672
Gross 4555455454277
TOTAL EE+2+3+2+3+4+5+6+5
Starting Hole