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MSHSL Girls AAA State Championship | Lakeville North

Ashley King (SO) Round 1
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3717913111515
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
Par 44354534436
Gross 54555526542
TOTAL +13+13+15+15+16+16+15+17+18
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61216184281014
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
Par 4534544343672
Gross 5556863554890
TOTAL +1+1+3+5+8+10+9+11+12+18
Ashley King (SO) Round 2
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3717913111515
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
Par 44354534436
Gross 56364535441
TOTAL +10+12+12+13+13+13+13+14+14
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61216184281014
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
Par 4534544343672
Gross 4636586344586
TOTAL E+1+1+3+3+7+9+9+9+14
Starting Hole