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MSHSL Girls AAA State Championship | Edina

Dasha Parker (SR) Round 1
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3717913111515
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
Par 44354534436
Gross 54554544541
TOTAL +1+1+3+3+3+3+4+4+5
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61216184281014
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
Par 4534544343672
Gross 6535655354384
TOTAL +7+7+7+8+9+10+11+11+12+12
Dasha Parker (SR) Round 2
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3717913111515
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
Par 44354534436
Gross 64355534439
TOTAL +2+2+2+2+3+3+3+3+3
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61216184281014
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
Par 4534544343672
Gross 6444545354079
TOTAL +5+4+5+5+5+5+6+6+7+7
Starting Hole