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MSHSL Girls AAA State Championship | Brainerd

Abby Pohlkamp (SR) Round 1
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3717913111515
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
Par 44354534436
Gross 45356727544
TOTAL +5+6+6+6+8+10+9+12+13
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61216184281014
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
Par 4534544343672
Gross 5534555454185
TOTAL +1+1+1+1+1+2+3+4+5+13
Abby Pohlkamp (SR) Round 2
18-Hole: 72/126
Front: 35.7/121
Back: 36.3/131
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3717913111515
Red 390278964053304751813203502825
Par 44354534436
Gross 64355535440
TOTAL +11+11+11+11+12+12+12+13+13
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61216184281014
Red 38543014032043040036018034029855810
Par 4534544343672
Gross 5565655354585
TOTAL +1+1+4+5+6+7+8+8+9+13
Starting Hole