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MSHSL Girls AA State Championship | Red Wing

Ashton Chandler (JR) Round 1
18-Hole: 70/123
Front: 35/125
Back: 35/120
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 5131711597113
Red 4303081013021223234202943352635
Par 54343454436
Gross 64373976651
TOTAL +1+1+1+4+4+9+11+13+15
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41210214186168
Red 4611252853392607542411641625015136
Par 5344435353672
Gross 63869464753104
TOTAL +16+16+20+22+27+28+29+30+32+32
Ashton Chandler (JR) Round 2
18-Hole: 70/123
Front: 35/125
Back: 35/120
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 5131711597113
Red 4303081013021223234202943352635
Par 54343454436
Gross 75546545647
TOTAL +2+3+5+5+8+9+8+9+11
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41210214186168
Red 4611252853392607542411641625015136
Par 5344435353672
Gross 6355568464895
TOTAL +12+12+13+14+15+18+21+22+23+23
Starting Hole