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MSHSL Girls AA State Championship | Minnewaska/BBE

Jacqueline Gossen (JR) Round 1
18-Hole: 70/123
Front: 35/125
Back: 35/120
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 5131711597113
Red 4303081013021223234202943352635
Par 54343454436
Gross 54443453436
TOTAL EE+1+1+1+1+1EE
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41210214186168
Red 4611252853392607542411641625015136
Par 5344435353672
Gross 5344544353773
TOTAL EEEE+1+2+1+1+1+1
Jacqueline Gossen (JR) Round 2
18-Hole: 70/123
Front: 35/125
Back: 35/120
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 5131711597113
Red 4303081013021223234202943352635
Par 54343454436
Gross 56343655441
TOTAL E+2+2+2+2+4+4+5+5
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41210214186168
Red 4611252853392607542411641625015136
Par 5344435353672
Gross 6474566364788
TOTAL +6+7+10+10+11+14+15+15+16+16
Starting Hole