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MSHSL Girls AA State Championship | Jordan

Abby Oehlerking (JR), Jordan Round 1
Club: Ridges at Sand Creek
Course: Ridges at Sand Creek

Tee: Red
Gender: Female
18-Hole: 70/123
Front: 35/125
Back: 35/120
Hole 123456789OUT
Red 4303081013021223234202943352635
HCP 5131711597113
Par 54343454436
Gross 64464565646
TOTAL +11+11+12+14+15+16+17+18+20
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Red 4611252853392607542411641625015136
HCP 41210214186168
Par 5344435353672
Gross 6555735374692
TOTAL +1+3+4+5+8+8+8+8+10+20
Abby Oehlerking (JR), Jordan Round 2
Club: Ridges at Sand Creek
Course: Ridges at Sand Creek

Tee: Red
Gender: Female
18-Hole: 70/123
Front: 35/125
Back: 35/120
Hole 123456789OUT
Red 4303081013021223234202943352635
HCP 5131711597113
Par 54343454436
Gross 65754575751
TOTAL +1+2+6+7+8+9+11+12+15
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Red 4611252853392607542411641625015136
HCP 41210214186168
Par 5344435353672
Gross 651185465555106
TOTAL +16+18+25+29+30+31+32+34+34+34
Starting Hole