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IAGA Hiddenbrooke - June 17, 2017 | Shekhar Halakatti

Shekhar Halakatti Round 1
Club: Hiddenbrooke Golf Club
Course: Hiddenbrooke Golf Club

Tee: White
18-Hole: 68.8/134
Front: 34.4/134
Back: 34.4/134
Course Handicap: 14
Hole 123456789OUT
White 3134291122955071622863743462824
HCP 9115175131137
Par 45345344436
Gross 66536356343
Net 55535245236
TOTAL +1+1+3+2+2+1+1+2E
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White 33837442612638216349415548729455769
HCP 10412142186816
Par 4453435353672
Gross 5655447354487
Net 4544346253773
TOTAL E+1E+1E+1+1EE+1
Starting Hole