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IAGA Hiddenbrooke April 2016 | Jasminder Singh

Jasminder Singh Round 1
Club: Hiddenbrooke Golf Club
Course: Hiddenbrooke Golf Club

Tee: White (M)
Gender:
18-Hole: 68.8/134
Front: 34.4/134
Back: 34.4/134
Course Handicap: 24
Hole 123456789OUT
White (M) 3134291122955071622863743462824
HCP 9115175131137
Par 45345344436
Gross
6
9
5
5
9
4
5
7
6
56
Net 57447345544
TOTAL +4+6+7+7+9+9+9+10+11
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White (M) 33837442612638216349415548729455769
HCP 10412142186816
Par 4453435353672
Gross
7
8
8
6
8
3
8
7
9
64120
Net 6675626685296
TOTAL +13+15+17+19+21+20+21+24+3+24
Starting Hole