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IAGA Hiddenbrooke April 2016 | Vijay Patel

Vijay Patel Round 1
Club: Hiddenbrooke Golf Club
Course: Hiddenbrooke Golf Club

Tee: White (M)
Gender:
18-Hole: 68.8/134
Front: 34.4/134
Back: 34.4/134
Course Handicap: 18
Hole 123456789OUT
White (M) 3134291122955071622863743462824
HCP 9115175131137
Par 45345344436
Gross 55385445847
Net 44274334738
TOTAL +9+8+7+10+9+9+8+8+11
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White (M) 33837442612638216349415548729455769
HCP 10412142186816
Par 4453435353672
Gross 3595838565299
Net 2484727454381
TOTAL +9+9+3+4+7+6+8+9+9+9
Starting Hole