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IAGA Hiddenbrooke April 2016 | Kartik Patel

Kartik Patel Round 1
Club: Hiddenbrooke Golf Club
Course: Hiddenbrooke Golf Club

Tee: White (M)
Gender:
18-Hole: 68.8/134
Front: 34.4/134
Back: 34.4/134
Course Handicap: 13
Hole 123456789OUT
White (M) 3134291122955071622863743462824
HCP 9115175131137
Par 45345344436
Gross
5
6
5
6
6
4
3
4
6
45
Net 45565323538
TOTAL -2-2E+2+2+2E-1E
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White (M) 33837442612638216349415548729455769
HCP 10412142186816
Par 4453435353672
Gross
4
8
7
4
4
2
7
3
4
4388
Net 3764326243775
TOTAL -1+2+3+4+3-1E-1-2+3
Starting Hole