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IAGA Hiddenbrooke April 2016 | Vishal Goyal

Vishal Goyal Round 1
18-Hole: 68.8/134
Front: 34.4/134
Back: 34.4/134
Course Handicap: 24
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 9115175131137
White (M) 3134291122955071622863743462824
Par 45345344436
Gross 67545645648
Net 55433533536
TOTAL +2+2+3+2E+2+1E+1
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 10412142186816
White (M) 33837442612638216349415548729455769
Par 4453435353672
Gross 4594747555098
Net 3383535443874
TOTAL E-1+2E+1+1+1+2+1+2
Starting Hole