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2015 IAGA Yocha | Sandeep Bhasin

Sandeep Bhasin Round 1
Club: Yocha Dehe Golf Club
Course: Yocha Dehe Golf Club

Tee: White/Ch'ama
Gender:
18-Hole: 71.2/131
Front: 35.1/129
Back: 35.1/129
Course Handicap: 9
Hole 123456789OUT
White/Ch'ama 4474804251523844981502663653167
HCP 5711513311179
Par 45434534436
Gross
6
6
4
5
5
5
3
4
4
42
Net 55355434337
TOTAL -1-1-2E+1EEE-1
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
White/Ch'ama 48438840420537936616147841732826449
HCP 61416108121842
Par 5443443543672
Gross
5
3
5
3
5
5
3
6
4
3981
Net 4353453533572
TOTAL -2-3-2-2-2-1-1-1-2E
Starting Hole