This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2015 IAGA Yocha | Samit Rao

Samit Rao Round 1
18-Hole: 71.2/131
Front: 35.1/129
Back: 35.1/129
Course Handicap: 15
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 5711513311179
White/Ch'ama 4474804251523844981502663653167
Par 45434534436
Gross 47535656647
Net 36424546539
TOTAL +2+3+3+2EE+1+3+4
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61416108121842
White/Ch'ama 48438840420537936616147841732826449
Par 5443443543672
Gross 6454652554289
Net 5353542443574
TOTAL +4+3+4+4+5+5+4+3+3+2
Starting Hole