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2015 IAGA Yocha | Sam Varghese

Sam Varghese Round 1
18-Hole: 71.2/131
Front: 35.1/129
Back: 35.1/129
Course Handicap: 15
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 5711513311179
White/Ch'ama 4474804251523844981502663653167
Par 45434534436
Gross 54325745742
Net 43214635634
TOTAL +4+2E-2-2+1+1+2+4
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61416108121842
White/Ch'ama 48438840420537936616147841732826449
Par 5443443543672
Gross 6553564454385
Net 5452454343670
TOTAL +4+4+5+4+4+5+6+4+4-2
Starting Hole