This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2015 IAGA Yocha | Jimmy Singh

Jimmy Singh Round 1
18-Hole: 71.2/131
Front: 35.1/129
Back: 35.1/129
Course Handicap: 4
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 5711513311179
White/Ch'ama 4474804251523844981502663653167
Par 45434534436
Gross 56665545446
Net 56565445444
TOTAL +8+9+10+3+4+3+4+5+5
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61416108121842
White/Ch'ama 48438840420537936616147841732826449
Par 5443443543672
Gross 6454453544086
Net 6454453433882
TOTAL +6+6+7+8+8+9+9+8+7+10
Starting Hole