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2015 IAGA Yocha | Harsha Sastry

Harsha Sastry Round 1
18-Hole: 71.2/131
Front: 35.1/129
Back: 35.1/129
Course Handicap: 19
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 5711513311179
White/Ch'ama 4474804251523844981502663653167
Par 45434534436
Gross 66576676655
Net 55365565545
TOTAL +14+14+13+16+17E+3+4+5
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 61416108121842
White/Ch'ama 48438840420537936616147841732826449
Par 5443443543672
Gross 56557648753108
Net 4544653764489
TOTAL +4+5+5+6+8+9+9+11+13+17
Starting Hole