This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | MILFORD

Jordan Hardy, MILFORD Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
7
6
3
5
5
4
3
6
7
46
TOTAL +2+4+4+5+7+7+7+9+11
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
5
5
4
7
3
5
7
9
9
54100
TOTAL +12+14+14+17+17+17+21+25+29+29
Jordan Hardy, MILFORD Round 2
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
7
4
4
4
4
8
5
8
6
50
TOTAL +6+6+7+7+8+12+14+18+19
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
5
4
4
4
4
5
5
6
5
4292
TOTAL +20+21+21E+1+1+3+4+4+21
Starting Hole