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2014 Boys 1A State Championship | MILFORD

Jeff Esplin Round 1
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 1078748812973
TOTAL +5+8+13+16+17+21+26+34+38
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 847659771063136
TOTAL +42+43+46+48+50+54+58+60+65+65
Jeff Esplin Round 2
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 964564491158
TOTAL +13+15+16+17+20+20+21+26+32
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 85106711791073131
TOTAL +36+38+44+46+50+56+60+4+9+60
Starting Hole