This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | GREEN RIVER

Chance Pfander Round 1
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 54343435536
TOTAL EEEEEEE+1+1
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 4334357463975
TOTAL +1+1EEEE+4+3+4+4
Chance Pfander Round 2
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 55473675749
TOTAL +14+15+16+19+19+21+25+26+2
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 7465375654897
TOTAL +5+6+8+9+9+11+13+14+14+26
Starting Hole