This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | GREEN RIVER

Chance Pfander, GREEN RIVER Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
5
4
3
4
3
4
3
5
5
36
TOTAL EEEEEEE+1+1
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
4
3
3
4
3
5
7
4
6
3975
TOTAL +1+1EEEE+4+3+4+4
Chance Pfander, GREEN RIVER Round 2
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
5
5
4
7
3
6
7
5
7
49
TOTAL +14+15+16+19+19+21+25+26+2
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
7
4
6
5
3
7
5
6
5
4897
TOTAL +5+6+8+9+9+11+13+14+14+26
Starting Hole