This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | GREEN RIVER

Nikolas Shaffer, GREEN RIVER Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
8
5
9
5
4
6
8
13
7
65
TOTAL +3+4+10+11+12+14+19+28+30
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
5
4
4
5
4
7
3
8
10
50115
TOTAL +31+32+32+33+34+36+36+39+44+44
Nikolas Shaffer, GREEN RIVER Round 2
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
5
6
6
6
3
6
6
4
10
52
TOTAL +14+16+19+21+21+23+26+26+31
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
6
3
7
4
5
7
7
6
7
52104
TOTAL +33E+3+3+5+7+11+12+14+33
Starting Hole