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2014 Boys 1A State Championship | DUCHESNE

Steven Skewes Round 1
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 128157377101079
TOTAL +34+38+50+53+53+56+60+66+71
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 649766861163142
TOTAL +2+3+8+11+14+15+20+21+27+71
Round 2
18-Hole: /
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP
0
Par 0
Gross
TOTAL
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP
00
Par 00
Gross
TOTAL
Starting Hole