This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | DUCHESNE

David Dumers, DUCHESNE Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
7
6
7
6
5
7
7
5
6
56
TOTAL +32+34+38+40+42+45+49+50+51
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
9
6
8
6
6
12
5
7
7
66122
TOTAL +5+8+12+14+17+24+26+28+30+51
, DUCHESNE Round 2
Club:
Course:

Tee:
Gender:
18-Hole: /
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
0
HCP
Par 0
Gross
TOTAL
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
00
HCP
Par 00
Gross
TOTAL
Starting Hole