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2014 Boys 1A State Championship | DIAMOND RANCH ACADEMY

Schwartz, Tompkins, Funk, Baskent, Doty, Bass Round 1
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Score +10+5+7+7+7+6+10+7+14
TOTAL +76+81+88+95+102+108+118+125+139
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Score +9+6+8+6+7+7+7+10+6
TOTAL +9+15+23+29+36+43+50+60+66+139
Schwartz Round 2
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Score E+2E+1+1+1+1EE
TOTAL +6+8+8+9+10+11+12+12+12
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Score +1EE+1+1+1+2E+1
TOTAL +13+13E+1+2+3+5+5+6+13
Starting Hole