This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | DIAMOND RANCH ACADEMY

Mike Bass Round 1
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 12525966691492
TOTAL +49+50+72+77+80+82+85+90+99
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 10878696131178170
TOTAL +6+11+14+18+21+25+28+36+42+99
Round 2
18-Hole: /
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP
0
Par 0
Gross
TOTAL
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP
00
Par 00
Gross
TOTAL
Starting Hole