This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | DIAMOND RANCH ACADEMY

Mike Bass, DIAMOND RANCH ACADEMY Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
12
5
25
9
6
6
6
9
14
92
TOTAL +49+50+72+77+80+82+85+90+99
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
10
8
7
8
6
9
6
13
11
78170
TOTAL +6+11+14+18+21+25+28+36+42+99
, DIAMOND RANCH ACADEMY Round 2
Club:
Course:

Tee:
Gender:
18-Hole: /
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
0
HCP
Par 0
Gross
TOTAL
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
00
HCP
Par 00
Gross
TOTAL
Starting Hole