This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | DIAMOND RANCH ACADEMY

Chris Funk, DIAMOND RANCH ACADEMY Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
8
7
6
5
4
6
5
5
6
52
TOTAL +25+28+31+32+33+35+37+38+39
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
8
7
7
6
6
6
5
6
7
58110
TOTAL +4+8+11+13+16+17+19+20+22+39
, DIAMOND RANCH ACADEMY Round 2
Club:
Course:

Tee:
Gender:
18-Hole: /
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
0
HCP
Par 0
Gross
TOTAL
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
00
HCP
Par 00
Gross
TOTAL
Starting Hole