This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | DIAMOND RANCH ACADEMY

Sam Schwartz, DIAMOND RANCH ACADEMY Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
5
4
3
5
5
6
4
5
8
45
TOTAL +10+10+10+11+13+15+16+17+20
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
4
3
4
6
4
7
4
7
7
4691
TOTAL EEE+2+3+5+6+8+10+20
Sam Schwartz, DIAMOND RANCH ACADEMY Round 2
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
5
6
3
5
4
5
4
4
5
41
TOTAL +6+8+8+9+10+11+12+12+12
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
5
3
4
5
4
6
5
5
6
4384
TOTAL +13+13E+1+2+3+5+5+6+13
Starting Hole