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2014 Boys 1A State Championship | DIAMOND RANCH ACADEMY

Sam Schwartz Round 1
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 54355645845
TOTAL +10+10+10+11+13+15+16+17+20
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 4346474774691
TOTAL EEE+2+3+5+6+8+10+20
Sam Schwartz Round 2
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 56354544541
TOTAL +6+8+8+9+10+11+12+12+12
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 5345465564384
TOTAL +13+13E+1+2+3+5+5+6+13
Starting Hole