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2014 Boys 1A State Championship | MONTICELLO

Tanner Eardley Round 1
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 54344436538
TOTAL EEEE+1+1+1+3+3
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 4464464554280
TOTAL +3+4+6+6+7+8+9+9+9+9
Tanner Eardley Round 2
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 54555346542
TOTAL +8+8+10+11+13+12+13+15E
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 5474365554486
TOTAL +1+2+5+5+5+6+8+8+8+15
Starting Hole