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2014 Boys 1A State Championship | MONTICELLO

Jens Brewer Round 1
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 56543445642
TOTAL E+2+4+4+4+4+5+6+7
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 8364554444385
TOTAL +11+11+13+13+15+15+16+15+14+14
Jens Brewer Round 2
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 55355544541
TOTAL +13+14+14+15+17+18+19+19E
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 5455584674990
TOTAL +1+2+3+4+6+9+10+11+13+19
Starting Hole