This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | MONTICELLO

Jens Brewer, MONTICELLO Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
5
6
5
4
3
4
4
5
6
42
TOTAL E+2+4+4+4+4+5+6+7
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
8
3
6
4
5
5
4
4
4
4385
TOTAL +11+11+13+13+15+15+16+15+14+14
Jens Brewer, MONTICELLO Round 2
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
5
5
3
5
5
5
4
4
5
41
TOTAL +13+14+14+15+17+18+19+19E
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
5
4
5
5
5
8
4
6
7
4990
TOTAL +1+2+3+4+6+9+10+11+13+19
Starting Hole