This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | MONTICELLO

Ben Stonebrink, MONTICELLO Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
9
8
14
6
6
8
6
8
5
70
TOTAL +4+8+19+21+24+28+31+35+35
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
6
5
4
5
6
9
3
8
8
54124
TOTAL +37+39+39+40+43+47+47+50+53+53
Ben Stonebrink, MONTICELLO Round 2
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
5
6
5
6
3
5
3
7
6
46
TOTAL +7+9+11+13+13+14+14+17+18
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
6
6
5
4
5
5
3
5
6
4591
TOTAL +20+3+4+4+6+6+6+6+7+20
Starting Hole