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2014 Boys 1A State Championship | MONTICELLO

Ben Stonebrink Round 1
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 981466868570
TOTAL +4+8+19+21+24+28+31+35+35
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 65456938854124
TOTAL +37+39+39+40+43+47+47+50+53+53
Ben Stonebrink Round 2
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 56563537646
TOTAL +7+9+11+13+13+14+14+17+18
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 6654553564591
TOTAL +20+3+4+4+6+6+6+6+7+20
Starting Hole