This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | MONTICELLO

Tanner Holt, MONTICELLO Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
6
7
5
7
6
11
5
5
7
59
TOTAL +1+4+6+9+12+19+21+22+24
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
5
5
4
5
3
6
5
8
6
47106
TOTAL +25+27+27+28+28+29+31+34+35+35
Tanner Holt, MONTICELLO Round 2
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
8
8
3
5
7
6
5
5
6
53
TOTAL +12+16+16+17+21+23+25+26+27
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
7
3
7
4
3
6
5
6
7
48101
TOTAL +30E+3+3+3+4+6+7+9+30
Starting Hole