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2014 Boys 1A State Championship | ALTAMONT

Zach Anfinson Round 1
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 734655610753
TOTAL +2+1+2+4+6+7+10+16+18
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 84464877957110
TOTAL +22+23+23+25+26+29+33+35+39+39
Round 2
18-Hole: /
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP
0
Par 0
Gross
TOTAL
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP
00
Par 00
Gross
TOTAL
Starting Hole