This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | VALLEY

Isaac Stout, VALLEY Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
7
6
5
5
5
6
5
7
7
53
TOTAL +2+4+6+7+9+11+13+16+18
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
8
4
5
5
5
8
2
6
9
52105
TOTAL +22+23+24+25+27+30+29+30+34+34
Isaac Stout, VALLEY Round 2
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
6
5
5
6
5
5
4
7
7
50
TOTAL +8+9+11+13+15+16+17+20+22
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
6
3
4
4
4
8
4
7
5
4595
TOTAL +24+24+24E+1+4+5+7+7+24
Starting Hole