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2014 Boys 1A State Championship | VALLEY

Trayson Maxwell Round 1
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 12108748471171
TOTAL +7+13+18+21+22+26+27+30+36
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 114667767862133
TOTAL +43+44+46+48+52+54+57+59+62+62
Trayson Maxwell Round 2
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 987711657969
TOTAL +9+13+17+20+28+30+32+35+39
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 7596610661065134
TOTAL +42+44+49+51+54+59+62+63+5+63
Starting Hole