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2014 Boys 1A State Championship | ST JOSEPH CATHOLIC

White, Holmgren, Jones, Donlevy, Gruet, Donlevy Round 1
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Score +5+5+8+5+6+4+3+10+7
TOTAL +5+10+18+23+29+33+36+46+53
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Score +5+6+6+5+4+4+13+5+8
TOTAL +58+64+70+75+79+83+96+101+109+109
Donlevy, Gruet, Jones, Donlevy, White, Holmgren Round 2
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Score +8+5+6+5+1E+7+8+3
TOTAL +48+53+59+64+65+65+72+80+83
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Score +7+2+6+4+5+6+8+8+3
TOTAL +90+92+6+10+15+21+29+37+40+92
Starting Hole