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2014 Boys 1A State Championship | ST JOSEPH CATHOLIC

David Donlevy Round 1
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 75455537748
TOTAL +2+3+4+5+7+8+8+11+13
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 4455456654492
TOTAL +13+14+15+16+17+17+20+21+21+21
David Donlevy Round 2
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 75543346643
TOTAL +7+8+10+10+10+9+10+12+13
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 5355463654285
TOTAL +14+14+1+2+3+4+4+5+5+14
Starting Hole