This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | ST JOSEPH CATHOLIC

David Donlevy, ST JOSEPH CATHOLIC Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
7
5
4
5
5
5
3
7
7
48
TOTAL +2+3+4+5+7+8+8+11+13
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
4
4
5
5
4
5
6
6
5
4492
TOTAL +13+14+15+16+17+17+20+21+21+21
David Donlevy, ST JOSEPH CATHOLIC Round 2
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
7
5
5
4
3
3
4
6
6
43
TOTAL +7+8+10+10+10+9+10+12+13
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
5
3
5
5
4
6
3
6
5
4285
TOTAL +14+14+1+2+3+4+4+5+5+14
Starting Hole