This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | ST JOSEPH CATHOLIC

Nick Gruet, ST JOSEPH CATHOLIC Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
5
5
5
6
4
6
3
6
6
46
TOTAL E+1+3+5+6+8+8+10+11
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
5
4
5
5
4
8
6
6
6
4995
TOTAL +12+13+14+15+16+19+22+23+24+24
Nick Gruet, ST JOSEPH CATHOLIC Round 2
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
7
5
4
5
5
4
5
6
5
46
TOTAL +3+4+5+6+8+8+10+12+12
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
6
4
6
5
3
4
4
5
5
4288
TOTAL +14+15+17+1+1E+1+1+1+17
Starting Hole