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2014 Boys 1A State Championship | ST JOSEPH CATHOLIC

Cayden Jones Round 1
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 85443456746
TOTAL +3+4+5+5+5+5+7+9+11
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 6564477675298
TOTAL +13+15+17+17+18+20+24+25+27+27
Cayden Jones Round 2
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
HCP 3513715179111
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
Par 54343434535
Gross 86462456445
TOTAL +20+22+23+25+24+24+26+28+27
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
HCP 41614121821086
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
Par 4344353553671
Gross 63656899658103
TOTAL +29+29+31+32+3+6+12+16+17+32
Starting Hole