This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | ST JOSEPH CATHOLIC

JD Holmgren, ST JOSEPH CATHOLIC Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
7
5
4
7
4
7
7
11
11
63
TOTAL +2+3+4+7+8+11+15+22+28
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
7
11
12
4
5
8
8
9
6
70133
TOTAL +31+39+47+47+49+52+57+61+62+62
JD Holmgren, ST JOSEPH CATHOLIC Round 2
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
7
7
4
6
5
6
7
6
7
55
TOTAL +4+7+8+10+12+14+18+20+22
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
7
5
8
4
5
8
6
8
7
58113
TOTAL +25+27+31+31+33+36+39+42+2+42
Starting Hole