This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | BRYCE VALLEY

Jarom Johnson, BRYCE VALLEY Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
7
7
4
5
5
6
4
14
6
58
TOTAL +37+40+41+42+44+46+47+57+58
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
8
6
13
5
7
8
4
14
6
71129
TOTAL +4+7+16+17+21+24+25+34+35+58
Jarom Johnson, BRYCE VALLEY Round 2
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
7
6
5
3
3
7
5
6
7
49
TOTAL +6+8+10+9+9+12+14+16+18
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
6
5
4
5
4
8
7
8
9
56105
TOTAL +20+22+22+23+24+27+31+34+4+34
Starting Hole