This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | BRYCE VALLEY

Landyn Brinkerhoff, BRYCE VALLEY Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
6
4
8
6
6
4
4
5
6
49
TOTAL +15+15+20+22+25+25+26+27+28
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
8
6
5
5
6
5
4
5
6
5099
TOTAL +4+7+8+9+12+12+13+13+14+28
Landyn Brinkerhoff, BRYCE VALLEY Round 2
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
7
5
6
5
4
5
5
5
6
48
TOTAL +20+21+24+25+26+27+29+30+31
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
6
4
5
10
5
6
6
9
7
58106
TOTAL +33+34+35+6+8+9+12+16+18+35
Starting Hole