This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

2014 Boys 1A State Championship | PIUTE

Zack Allen, PIUTE Round 1
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
8
5
5
6
4
6
6
5
7
52
TOTAL +26+27+29+31+32+34+37+38+40
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
8
6
5
10
3
6
6
9
6
59111
TOTAL +4+7+8+14+14+15+18+22+23+40
Zack Allen, PIUTE Round 2
Club:
Course: Southgate Golf Club

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 66.8/114
Front: /
Back: /
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 5073731603321553211853005342867
HCP 3513715179111
Par 54343434535
Gross
8
6
4
6
4
6
6
4
7
51
TOTAL +6+8+9+11+12+14+17+17+19
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 37116032531117448019342649529355802
HCP 41614121821086
Par 4344353553671
Gross
6
5
7
5
4
5
6
7
8
53104
TOTAL +21+23+26+27+28+28+31+33+3+33
Starting Hole