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IAGA Club Championships | Surendra Vaid

S Vaid Round 1
Club:
Course: The Course At Wente Vineyards

Tee: Blue
18-Hole: 71.2/128
Front: /
Back: /
Course Handicap: 8
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 4052861213414792981825474053064
HCP 7151711139531
Par 44345435436
Gross 64535447543
Net 54535436439
TOTAL +1+1+3+2+2+2+2+3+3
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 28116154237516049937240041232026266
HCP 18166101214842
Par 4354354443672
Gross 4387754575093
Net 4377753464685
TOTAL +3+3+5+8+12+12+11+11+13+13
S Vaid Round 2
Club:
Course: The Course At Wente Vineyards

Tee: Blue
18-Hole: 71.2/128
Front: /
Back: /
Course Handicap: 8
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 4052861213414792981825474053064
HCP 7151711139531
Par 44345435436
Gross 34355436437
Net 24355425333
TOTAL -3-3-3-2EE-1-1-2
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 28116154237516049937240041232026266
HCP 18166101214842
Par 4354354443672
Gross 3454474554178
Net 3444473443770
TOTAL -3-2-3-3-2E-1-1-1-2
Starting Hole