This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

Current Leagues

Pikes Peak Junior Golf
To promote & provide a competitive golf experience for junior golfers of Southern Colorado
Kazakhstan Golf League
One Only
Arizona Interscholastic Association
Our Students, Our Teams . . . Our Future.
Oregon State Athletic Association
Education Through Interscholastic Athletics
Colorado High School Activities Association
Seeking Excellence in Academics, Activities, and Athletics
IAGA Golf
Indo-American Golf Association
Utah High School Activities Association
Seeking Excellence in Academics, Activities, and Athletics
Florida High School Athletic Association
Building leaders through teamwork, sportsmanship and citizenship
Iowa Boys High School Athletic Association
Achiving Peak Performance & Developing Excellence in Others
North Dakota High School Activities Association
Taking the game beyond the Fairways and Greens
South Dakota High School Activities Association
Interscholastic participation develops good citizenship, healthy lifestyles, and strengthens cultural
Kansas State High School Activities Association
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
Georgia High School Association
“Serving the Student-Athletes of Our Member Schools”
Texas University Interscholastic League
"Providing educational extracurricular academic, athletic, and music contests"
California Interscholastic Federation
"Dedicated to developing student-athletes of character"
West Virginia Secondary School Activities Commission
"Supporting West Virginia Secondary School Athletics"
Michigan High School Athletic Association
Providing educational opportunities for students through interscholastic athletics
Heisler Golf Association
Family and Friends exploring and experiencing new venues
Montana High School Association
Seeking Excellence in Academics, Activities, and Athletics
Connecticut Interscholastic Athletic Conference
Education Through Interscholastic Athletics
Traverse City Junior Golf Association
Providing young people the opportunity to learn, mature, compete and grow through the ‘Game of Golf’
Iowa Girls High School Athletic Union
Promoting, directing and regulating interscholastic athletics for high school girls
New Mexico Activities Association
Providing leadership in interscholastic athletics & activities, promoting equitable participation and character development.
New York State Public High School Athletic Association
Education Through Interscholastic Athletics