This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.

Current Leagues

Alabama High School Athletic Association
To regulate and coordinate interscholastic competition in an equitable manner while promoting the values of athletics.
Arizona Golf Coaches Association
Teaching Golf for Life
Arizona Interscholastic Association
Our Students, Our Teams . . . Our Future.
Arkansas Activities Association
Promote the value of participation in interscholastic activities and provide services to schools in a fair and impartial manner
Christensen Golf Academy
Teaching golf for Life!
CIF Central Coast Section
"To foster clean and sportsmanlike competition and conduct in athletic contests"
CIF Central Section
"To foster clean and sportsmanlike competition and conduct in athletic contests"
CIF North Coast Section
To coordinate, supervise, and direct interscholastic activities which enhance and protect all student participants.
CIF Southern Section
"Dedicated to developing student-athletes of character"
Claret Junior Golf Tour
Providing opportunities for Florida’s junior golfers to play for a Lifetime.
Collegiate Golf
To govern competition in a fair, safe, equitable and sportsmanlike manner, and to integrate intercollegiate athletics into higher education
Colorado Golf Association
Represent, promote and serve the best interests of golf in Colorado
Colorado High School Activities Association
Seeking Excellence in Academics, Activities, and Athletics
Connecticut Interscholastic Athletic Conference
Education Through Interscholastic Athletics
Eagle Junior Golfers Club
Teach Golf Values that last Forever
Florida High School Athletic Association
Building leaders through teamwork, sportsmanship and citizenship
Georgia High School Association
“Serving the Student-Athletes of Our Member Schools”
Golf Coaches Association of Wisconsin
To organize, develop and control an interscholastic athletic program that will promote the ideals of its membership.
Hawaii High School Golf
To insure that interscholastic activities in Hawaii are administered in a manner that is safe and fair to all.
Heisler Golf Association
Family and Friends exploring and experiencing new venues
Illinois High School Association
Ethical behavior, fairness, and embracing diversity to best serve students
Indiana High School Athletic Association
To encourage and direct wholesome amateur athletics in the high schools of Indiana.
Intercollegiate Golf
Dedicated to character-driven intercollegiate athletics
Iowa Boys Golf
Achiving Peak Performance & Developing Excellence in Others
Iowa Girls High School Athletic Union
Promoting, directing and regulating interscholastic athletics for high school girls
Junior College Golf
Supporting the creation, growth and sustainability of two-year college athletic programs
Kansas State High School Activities Association
Participation in interscholastic programs promotes student academic achievement.
Kensington Junior Golf Tour
Teaching LIFE SKILLS through GOLF since 1984
Lansing Area Summer Tour
Teaching LIFE SKILLS through GOLF
Louisiana High School Athletic Association
Elevate coaches beyond the game.
Maine Principals' Association
Builld partnerships that provide a network of resources, exemplars of leadership and a culture of collaboration for the benefit
Massachusetts Interscholastic Athletic Association
Building the future through Educational Athletics
Michigan High School Athletic Association
Providing educational opportunities for students through interscholastic athletics
Minnesota State High School League
Providing educational opportunities for students through interscholastic athletics and fine arts programs and provides leadership and support for member schools.
Mississippi High School Activities Association
Promote the General Welfare of Member Schools in their Relations with each other.
Nevada Interscholastic Activities Association
Promotes cooperative spirit among member schools through its special Citizenship Through Sports program.
New Jersey State Interscholastic Athletic Association
To assist member schools in providing equitable education-based interscholastic athletic opportunities
New Mexico Activities Association
Providing leadership in interscholastic athletics & activities, promoting equitable participation and character development.
New York State Public High School Athletic Association
Education Through Interscholastic Athletics
North Carolina High School Athletic Association
Provide govern & leadership for interscholastic athletic programs.
North Dakota High School Activities Association
Taking the game beyond the Fairways and Greens
Ohio High School Athletic Association
To serve our member schools and enrich interscholastic opportunities for students.
Oklahoma Secondary Schools Activities Association
Provide effective coordination, leadership, supervision, and regulation for secondary school activities.
Oregon School Athletic Association
Education Through Interscholastic Athletics
Pennsylvania Interscholastic Athletic Association
Emphasizing the educational values of interscholastic athletics while promoting safe sportsmanlike competition
Pikes Peak Junior Golf
To promote & provide a competitive golf experience for junior golfers of Southern Colorado
Rhode Island Interscholastic League
To provide educational opportunities for students through interscholastic athletics
River Forest Country Club
Every day is a tryout
South Carolina High School League
Providing governance and leadership for interscholastic athletic programs that promote, support, and enrich the educational experience for students.
South Dakota High School Activities Association
Interscholastic participation develops good citizenship, healthy lifestyles, and strengthens cultural
Texas Association of Private and Parochial Schools
"building leadership, fellowship, fair play and sportsmanship of students"
Texas High School Golf
"Providing educational extracurricular academic, athletic, and music contests"
Traverse City Junior Golf Association
Teaching LIFE SKILLS through GOLF since 1984
Utah High School Activities Association
Leads and supports the development of education-based interscholastic athletic and fine arts activities that help students succeed in their lives.
Washington Interscholastic Athletic Association
Formed in 1905 to create equitable playing conditions between high school sports teams in Washington
Wyoming High School Activities Association
To insure that interscholastic activities in Wyoming are administered in a manner that is safe and fair to all.