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Pennsylvania Interscholastic Athletic Association
League

Schools


Abington Heights

Abington Senior

Abraham Lincoln

Albert Gallatin

Allegheny Clarion Valley

Allentown Central Catholic

Altoona Area

Ambridge Area

Annville-Cleona

Aquinas Academy of Pittsburgh

Archbishop Carroll

Archbishop Ryan

Archbishop Wood

Armstrong Senior

Athens Area

Avon Grove

Bald Eagle Area

Baldwin

Bangor Area

Beaver Area

Beaver Falls

Bedford

Belle Vernon Area

Bellefonte Area

Bellwood Antis

Bensalem

Benton Area

Bentworth

Berks Catholic School

Berlin Brothersvalley

Bermudian Springs

Berwick Area

Bethel Park

Bethlehem Catholic

Bethlehem Center

Big Spring

Bishop Canevin

Bishop Carroll Catholic

Bishop Guilfoyle Catholic

Bishop McCort Catholic

Bishop McDevitt

Bishop Shanahan

Blackhawk

Blairsville

Bloomsburg

Blue Mountain

Blue Ridge

Boiling Springs

Boyertown Area Senior

Bradford Area

Brandywine Heights

Brashear

Brentwood

Brockway Area

Brookville Area

Burgettstown Area

Burrell

Butler Area

Cambridge Springs

Cameron County

Camp Hill

Canon McMillan

Carbondale Area

Cardinal O'Hara

Carlisle

Carmichaels Area

Carrick

Cathedral Preparatory School

Cedar Cliff

Cedar Crest

Central

Central Bucks East

Central Bucks South

Central Bucks West

Central Cambria

Central Catholic

Central Columbia

Central Dauphin

Central Dauphin East

Central Mountain

Central Valley

Central York

Chambersburg Area

Charleroi Area

Chartiers Houston

Chartiers Valley

Chestnut Ridge

Chichester

Church Farm School

Clarion Area Senior

Clarion Limestone

Claysburg Kimmel

Clearfield Area Junior-Senior

Coatesville Area

Cocalico

Collegium Charter School

Conemaugh Township Area

Conemaugh Valley

Conestoga

Conestoga Valley

Conneaut Area Senior

Connellsville Area Senior

Conrad Weiser

Constitution

Conwell-Egan Catholic HS

Corry Area

Coudersport

Council Rock North

Council Rock South

Cowanesque Valley

Cranberry Area

Crestwood

Cumberland Valley

Curwensville Area Senior

Dallas

Dallastown Area

Daniel Boone

Danville Area

Dayspring Christian Academy

Deer Lakes

Delaware County Christian School

Delaware Valley

Delone Catholic

Derry Area

Devon Preparatory School

Dock Mennonite Academy

Dover Area

Downingtown East

Downingtown West

DuBois Area

Dubois Central Catholic

Dunmore

East Allegheny

East Juniata

East Pennsboro Area

East Stroudsburg Area North

East Stroudsburg Area South

Eastern Lebanon County

Eastern York

Easton Area

Eden Christian Academy

Elizabeth Forward

Elizabethtown Area

Elk County Catholic

Elk Lake

Ellwood City Lincoln

Emmaus

Ephrata Area

Episcopal Academy

Erie

Everett Area

Exeter Township

Fairfield

Fairview

Father Judge

Ferndale Area Senior

Fleetwood Area

Forest City Regional

Forest Hills Senior

Fort Cherry

Fort LeBoeuf

Fox Chapel Area

Franklin JR/SR

Franklin Regional

Frazier

Freedom

Freedom Area

Freeport Area Senior

Garden Spot

Garnet Valley

Gateway

Geibel Catholic

General McLane

Germantown Academy

Gettysburg Area

Governor Mifflin

Great Valley

Greater Latrobe Senior

Greater Nanticoke Area

Greencastle Antrim

Greensburg Central Catholic

Greensburg Salem

Greenville

Grove City Area

Gwynedd Mercy Academy

Hamburg Area

Hampton

Hanover

Hanover Area

Harbor Creek

Harriton

Harry S Truman

Hatboro Horsham

Haverford

Haverford

Hazleton Area

Hempfield

Hempfield Area

Hershey

Hickory

High Point Baptist Academy

Highlands

Hollidaysburg Area

Holy Cross

Holy Ghost Preparatory School

Holy Redeemer

Homer Center

Honesdale

Hopewell

Huntingdon Area

Indiana Area Senior

Iroquois

James Buchanan

Jamestown Area

Janus School

Jeannette Senior

Jefferson Morgan

Jenkintown

Jersey Shore Area

Jim Thorpe Area

Julia R. Masterman

Kane Area

Karns City

Kennard Dale

Kennedy Catholic

Kennett

Keystone

Keystone Oaks

Kiski Area

Knoch

Kutztown Area

La Salle College

Lackawanna Trail

Lake Lehman

Lakeland

Lakeview

Lampeter Strasburg

Lancaster Catholic

Lancaster Country Day School

Lancaster County Christian

Lancaster Mennonite

Lansdale Catholic

Laurel

Laurel Highlands

Lebanon

Leechburg Area

Lehighton Area

Lewisburg Area

Liberty

Ligonier Valley

Lincoln Park Performing Arts Charter School

Linden Hall

Little Flower Catholic for Girls

Louis E Dieruff

Lower Dauphin

Lower Merion

Lower Moreland

Loyalsock Township

Mahanoy Area Senior

Malvern Prep

Manheim Central

Manheim Township

Maplewood

Marian Catholic

Marple Newtown

Mars Area

McConnellsburg

McDowell

McGuffey

McKeesport Area

Meadville Area

Mechanicsburg Area Senior

Mercer Area

Mercyhurst Preparatory School

Merion Mercy Academy

Methacton

Mid Valley Secondary Center

Midd-West

Middletown Area

Mifflin County

Mifflinburg Area

Millersburg Area

Milton Area

MMI Preparatory School

Mohawk Area

Moniteau

Montgomery Area

Montour

Montoursville Area

Montrose

Moon Area

Moravian Academy

Mount Calvary Christian School

Mount Lebanon

Mount Pleasant Area

Mount Saint Joseph Academy

Mountain View

Msgr Bonner & Abp Prendergast

Muhlenberg

Murrell Dobbins CTE

Nativity BVM

Nazareth Academy

Nazareth Area

Neshaminy

Neshannock

New Brighton Area

New Castle Area

New Hope-Solebury

New Oxford

Newport

Norristown Area

North Allegheny

North Catholic

North East

North Hills

North Penn

North Penn-Mansfield

North Pocono

North Schuylkill

North Star

Northampton Area

Northeast

Northeastern

Northern Cambria

Northern Lebanon

Northern York

Northgate

Northwestern Lehigh

Norwin

Notre Dame Jr/Sr

Notre Dameof Green Pond

Oakland Catholic

Obama Academy

Octorara Area

Oil City Area Senior

Old Forge

Oley Valley

Otto-Eldred

Our Lady of Lourdes Regional

Our Lady of the Sacred Heart

Overbrook

Owen J Roberts

Oxford Area

Palmerton Area

Palmyra Area

Parkland

Pen Argyl Area

Penn Cambria

Penn Hills

Penn Manor

Penn-Trafford

Penncrest

Pennridge

Penns Valley Area

Pennsbury

Pequea Valley

Perkiomen Valley

Peters Township

Philadelphia Academy Charter

Philipsburg Osceola Area

Phoenixville Area

Pine Grove Area

Pine Richland

Pittston Area

Pleasant Valley

Plum

Plymouth Whitemarsh

Pocono Mountain East

Pocono Mountain West

Pope John Paul II

Portage Area

Pottsgrove

Pottsville Area

Punxsutawney Area

Quaker Valley

Quakertown Community

Radnor

Red Land

Red Lion Area

Renaissance Academy Charter

Reynolds

Richland

Ridgway Area

Ridley

Ringgold

Riverside

Riverview

Rochester Area

Rockwood Area

Rocky Grove Senior

Roman Catholic

Sacred Heart Academy Bryn Mawr

Saegertown

Saint Hubert Catholic

Saint Joseph

Saint Joseph's Catholic Academy

Saint Joseph's Preparatory School

Saint Marys Area

Salisbury Township

Saltsburg

Saucon Valley

Sayre Area

Schuylkill Haven Area

Schuylkill Valley

Scranton

Scranton Preparatory School

Selinsgrove Area

Seneca

Seneca Valley

Serra Catholic

Seton LaSalle Catholic

Sewickley Academy

Shady Side Academy

Shaler Area

Shanksville Stonycreek

Sharon

Sharpsville Area

Shenango

Shikellamy

Shippensburg Area

Slippery Rock Area

Smethport Area

Solanco

Somerset Area

Souderton Area

South Allegheny

South Fayette

South Park

South Side

South Western

Southern Lehigh

Southmoreland

Spring Grove Area

Spring-Ford

Springfield (Delco)

Springfield Township

Springside Chestnut Hill

State College Area

Steel Valley

Strath Haven

Stroudsburg

Sugar Valley Rural Charter School

Summit Academy

Sun Valley

Susquehanna Township

Susquehannock

Tamaqua Area

Taylor Allderdice

Thomas Jefferson

Titusville

Towanda Area

Trinity

Tulpehocken

Tunkhannock Area

Turkeyfoot Valley Area

Tussey Mountain

Twin Valley

Tyrone Area

Union Area

Union City Area

Uniontown Area

Unionville

Upper Darby

Upper Dublin

Upper Merion Area

Upper Moreland

Upper Perkiomen

Upper Saint Clair

Valley Junior-Senior

Valley View

Venango Catholic

Villa Joseph Marie

Villa Maria Academy

Villa Maria Academy HS

W. B. Saul

Wallenpaupack Area

Warren Area

Warrior Run

Warwick

Waynesboro Area

Waynesburg Central

Weatherly Area

Wellsboro Area

West Allegheny

West Chester East

West Chester Henderson

West Chester Rustin

West Forest

West Middlesex

West Mifflin Area

West Scranton

West Shamokin

West York Area

Western Wayne

Westmont Hilltop

Whitehall

Wilkes-Barre Area Senior

William Penn Charter

William Tennent

Williamsport Area

Wilmington Area

Wilson

Wilson Area

Winchester Thurston

Wissahickon

Woodland Hills

Wyoming Area

Wyoming Seminary College Prep

Wyoming Valley West

Wyomissing Area

York Catholic

York County School of Technology

York Suburban

Yough